Squirrely Ninja Training Academy
Learn to defend against the feline overlords
Are you tired of being chased by cats all day? Do you yearn for the freedom to forage without being pestered by furry little tyrants?
Look no further! The Squirrely Ninja Training Academy has everything you'll need to become a stealthy, acrobatic squirrel ninja.
Our expert instructors will teach you advanced techniques in:
- Shadowy concealment
- Treasure hoarding
- Tree climbing
- Disco dancing (optional, but highly recommended)